
The Good:

Matt Smith popping out of a big cake. Scientific fact: Matt Smith is a bazillion times better than David Tennant.

Christopher Eccleston verbally abusing a Dalek.

Tom Baker's eyeballs.

The part in "Day of the Daleks" when Jon Pertwee delivers a heinous, Captain Kirk-level back chop to a thug from the future without spilling his drink.

Patrick Troughton's facial reactions to monsters and/or foam.

William Hartnell in general. The OG (Original Gallifreyan)

The Zygons: half fetus, half octopus...ALL TERROR. Still Doctor Who's greatest monster? (Yes.)

Leela's cavegirl from the future costume.

Roger Delgado as the Master. That's a widow's peak that means business (and evil).

Doctor Who being canceled in 1989. A mercy killing if there ever was one.
The Bad:

In the mid-1980's it was decided that Doctor Who's level of resemblance to a rodeo clown was dangerously low.

The time when Doctor Who got life advice from Geoffrey the butler.

Doctor Who celebrating its triumphant return to the airwaves by stealing jokes from Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me.

The Doctor mawkishly manufacturing a doofy doppelganger to bone the buxom and big-lipped Billie Piper.

Timothy Dalton and his stupid power glove.
The Ugly:



Tip for aspiring writers: do the opposite of whatever this book says about plot and you'll be fine.