House of the Curse of the Tomb of the Ghost of the Bride of Incredibly Strange Creatures who Stopped Living and Became Satan's Cheerleaders of Blood that Came from the Planet of the Vampires from Frankenstein Island.
"If I was alive I would probably visit with whatever friends or family who are still alive. Then I would get my royalty payments for 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas.' After that I would read THE HOUSE THAT DRIPPED BLOG!"
I've been consumed by horror films ever since I read Ian Thorne's immortal classic "Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man." I've been writing things about horror off and on for about nine years now. I started in high school and now I teach high school. Youch, that's a lot of energy spent on this.